Love sms,Friendship sms,Sad sms,Riddle sms,Good Morning,Good Night sms,shayari,Happy birthday sms and many more sms Collection
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Santa Banta SMS
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Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
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Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
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Santa london k Hotel me murgi khane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhul gaya.
Waiter: what do u like to have sir?
Santa: Egg's mother.!
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!
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Santa: Muje Shak Hai, Meri Biwi Ki Chaddi Tere Bedroom Me Hai
Banta: yar Bhabhi Chaddi Kaha Pahnti Hai
Santa: Are han Sorry faltu hi Tujh Pe Shak Kiya.
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Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
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Santa's PHD THEORY:
MOON is More Important than SUN
because
"It gives Light at Night When Light is Needed & SUN givs Light during Day When Light is Not Needed!
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Santa likes to study in front of the mirror.
Why?
1- revision ka time bachta hai
2- combined study hoti hai
3- ek dusre ke doubts clear kar sakte hai.
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Girl to Santa: Kya shaadi ke baad bhi tum mujhe itna pyaar karoge..??
Santa: Kyon nahin..? Main to diwana hoon shaadi-shuda aurton ka.
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Jungle me sher aa gaya,
Santa ne mitti uthayi sher ki aankh me dalke
bhagte hue chikha 'Abe Bhag'
Banta: Main kyun bhagu? Mitti to tune dali hai.
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Inspector to Santa: Faansi se pehle, bata teri
aakhri icchha kya hai?
Santa: Mere pair upar aur sir niche kar k faansi
de do!
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